Ich hab Polizei [English translation]

[Verse 1]

Attention, don't protest - or I fetch police

Drives by your house with a limousine

Stand still, spread your legs, got your ID?

You wanna object? Well, call the police!

Police comes - you switch the side of the street

You put one police down, come 25 more

Muscle-buffoons brandish with butterflies and are happy

But police has tanks and P99

Police may jump a red light

You are robber - police are cops

You break law, police breaks your legs

I dial 110, you'll see what I mean

[Hook]

You've been working out?

I've got police

You've got your mates?

I've got police

You've got a problem?

I've got police

You've got bobby pistol?

I've got police

I've got, I've got, I've got, I've got, I've got police!

I've got police! I've got, I've got police!

I've got, I've got, I've got, I've got, I've got police!

I've got police! I've got, I've got police!

[Verse 2]

Not a son of a bitch, a policemen's son, darling!

I own police, for I pay top tax rate

Five tons of cocaine in the evidence room

Police party power fucks Michael Ammer

Police has ponies - and ponytails!

Flee, police waits at the frontier

Police knows every BMW's owner

Look there on that belt - "My god, Walther!"

Police fucks you, bad boy, and your gangster-honour

Because police has machine-guns

Nightscopes, water guns, helicopter

And for blood taking the police even got a doctor

You go walk the Pitbull Walkie-Walkie-Stroll

Police has in barracks hundred kennels full of attack dogs

Cry if you will, you pantaloon, in your WhatsApp-Group

As I have police - best rowdie group

[Hook]

You've been working out?

I've got police

You've got your mates?

I've got police

You've got a problem?

I've got police

You've got telescope baton?

I've got police

I've got, I've got, I've got, I've got, I've got police!

I've got police! I've got, I've got police!

I've got, I've got, I've got, I've got, I've got police!

I've got police! I've got, I've got police!

[Verse 3]

I call police, police instantly on the scene

Signaling disc out, handcuffs, good night, detention cell

Got a big mouth? Presto, you're going to prison, not free anymore

Please pick up the soap! The prison's boss name is police!

Police is courteous and always correct

Police monitors secretly your mobile phone

Police does only what police wants

And if you complain, everyone believes police!

If you grow bold, police calls SEK

Police radios quickly, nee-naw, reinforcement's there

Riot police from Bavaria, riot police from Saxony

Come in the VW-bus, break you clown's knuckles

[Bridge:]

Suck the tonfa, you wimp! Now you see stars,

resistance is futile - police likes bashing

Open mouth, closed eyes, there fly your goofies

Faster on the ground than Gina-Lisa on roofies

Police has inspectors, uniform and sirens

Police never has owie, for police has protectors!

Pepperspray in eye, arm twisted, police has fun

And the best part is: Police is allowed to do that!

[Hook]

You've been working out?

I've got police

You've got your mates?

I've got police

You've got a problem?

I've got police

You've got wet panties?

I've got police

I've got, I've got, I've got, I've got, I've got police!

I've got police! I've got, I've got police!

I've got, I've got, I've got, I've got, I've got police!

I've got police! I've got, I've got police!

[Verse 4]

Police has judges and prosecution

Criminal investigation department investigates in custody

Police has blue light, police is state authority

Police zapped seven people last year

Police got boats, police has teargas

Police is called Torsten, Melanie and Thomas

Police confines you in police basement

Police is your enemy, police is my aide

• Artist:Jan Böhmermann