Uno di quei giorni [English translation]

Leave me here there's nothing wrong.

For once I could actually stay in bed

My mobile rings, I see the time is 8am.

I put my feet on the ground, I feel the bitter cold

I answer, slipping where the cat has thrown up a fur ball

I'm already thinking of the worst but it's a call centre worker

Blabbing something to me about an offer or a tariff

Saying that it's worthwhile, isn't it worthwhile?

I think that if this was a good morning we're starting really

well.

The radio talks and I don't hear what it says

And I think of what I would do.

I could stay in paradise

Now I would relax

Leave me here there's nothing wrong, tell the others that later I'll be fine.

It's one of those days.

Even though they asked you about me, don't worry about answering.

It's really just one of those days.

What they say may be true, the early bird catches the worm.

But someone buzzes my intercom just as I set foot in the shower.

I go out in my bathrobe which comes undone at the door

There's a fine* and the postman running away from me

And I have to go to the post office, behind me I hear a click

The gate has locked!

I have to leap over it with my crown jewels in the wind.

OK I switch my brain back on more or less

I figure "can anything worse happen to me?"

This day has started wrong but it can be put right

With my motorbike like 'Che' or 'Easy Rider' on the highway

To dress there is a routine that not even a priest compares with

Starting from the jacket, neck scarf, boots

Earphones~, helmet, gloves; ready to go

Even if I'm sweating a bit and my glasses are already foggy

The life of a cowboy on a fake horse

But while it's not raining, it's really starting to hail

The radio talks and I don't hear what it says

And I think of what I would do.

I could stay in paradise

Now I would relax

Leave me here there's nothing wrong, tell the others that later I'll be fine.

It's one of those days.

Even though they asked you about me, don't worry about answering.

It's really just one of those days.

But it's fine, that's how it goes

Even if I stand firm and remain this way

When I'm down, I rise back up with music.

And I already know how to do it

I turn dreams into reality

By making a little music with my friends

Leave me here there's nothing wrong, tell the others that later I'll be fine.

It's one of those days.

Even though they asked you about me, don't worry about answering.

It's really just one of those days.

• Artist:J-Ax
• Album:Il bello d’esser brutti (2015)