Hokus Pokus lyrics

[Intro: Shaggy 2 Dope]

"Serial slaughtering stranglers

Jugular juggling juggalos

Folded, fat, floppy-tittied freaks

I C fucking P's in the haugh"

[Verse 1: Violent J]

Abracadabra boom shacka dae

I'm Violent J, and I'm back like a vertebrae

And I come with a hat full of tricks

Trunk full of Faygo, car full of fat chicks

Ha hahaha ha hahaha, fuck you

Wicked clowns, we'd like to say what up to

The Cobras, X-men, and Counts

And everybody with clown love, even sets I've never heard of

Roll into town, and out with the big top

Four cards down, and two more still to drop

And when it does, I pack up and hit the road

'Cause I don't wanna see your head explode!

Toss me an axe, and I'll toss you a dead chicken

Add a buck, you get a two-liter with em

And when the genie says on with the show

It's hokus pokus, jokers, Great Milenko

[Chorus]

"Once again, the psychotic carnival creatures in the haugh"

Hokus pokus, joker's ride, come take a spin on a carnie ride

"Southwest slithering snakes of darkness, come on"

Hokus pokus, joker's ride, come take a spin on a carnie ride

[Verse 2: Shaggy 2 Dope]

Shazam bam, shocka locka lokis

Shaggy the clown back like scoliosis

Call me a psycho-schizo freak

And I'll call you by your name (Dick-anus)

'Cause I can give two shits and a fuck

I bounce down Verner in a popcorn clown truck

I'm a circus ninja southwest voodoo wizard

I grab your gizzard (Whoop, whoop)

Jump on the carpet, let's take a spin

Everybody's waiting for the show to begin

Up to the top, by the neck, and let you go

Try to land in a glass of Faygo

Uh, you suck, you missed the fucking glass

Broken neck, and busted your fucking ass

But the genie says on with the show

Hokus pokus, jokers, Great Milenko

[Chorus]

"What awaits you after death? Rub the lamp and explore"

Hokus pokus, joker's ride, come take a spin on a carnie ride

"Enter Milenko's Fun House, walk right through the wretched hall"

Hokus pokus, joker's ride, come take a spin on a carnie ride

[Bridge]

Fuck, fuck, fuck 'em all

Fuck, fuck 'em all

Clown dog

Freak dog

Joker dog

Milenko dog

"Visions of joker cards flashing in your mother's face"

Hokus pokus, joker's ride, come take a spin on a carnie ride

[Verse 3: Violent J & Shaggy 2 Dope]

Rude Boy and Chucky down with the clown

First time we ever went to Mexicantown

I remember, we couldn't pay the bill, they got hot

And beat us down in the fucking parking lot (Fuck you!)

Tall Jess, Jumpsteady, and Nate the Mack

Tagged ICP by the train tracks

And it was on, the dawn of a new day

Magical carpets gripping down the freeway (Whoop, whoop)

Walked in a gypsy's tent with a food stamp

And walked out with a magical lamp, yeah

I met Milenko, he gave me 3 wishes

That night, I fucked 3 fat bitches

Can't get the fuck with it? Forget it

I'll rip your face off, and wipe my ass with it

When the genie says on with the show

It's hokus pokus, jokers, Great Milenko

[Chorus]

"Climb aboard our magic train and join us in song"

Hokus pokus, joker's ride, come take a spin on a carnie ride

"City to village, hamlet to town, the show must go on"

Hokus pokus, joker's ride, come take a spin on a carnie ride

"Giant ladies, bearded ladies, midget ladies, ladies?"

Hokus pokus, joker's ride, come take a spin on a carnie ride

"Clouds of darkness, then underneath them comes the clown"

Hokus pokus, joker's ride, come take a spin on a carnie ride (Fuck that!)

• Artist:Insane Clown Posse
• Album:The Great Milenko (1997)