Dinah-Moe Humm lyrics

I couldn't say where she's coming from

But I just met a lady named Dinah-Moe Humm

She stroll on over, say look here, bum

I got a forty dollar bill say you can't make me cum

She made a bet with her sister who's a little dumb

She could prove it any time all men was scum

I don't mind that she called me a bum

But I knew right away she was really gonna cum (so I got down to it)

I whipped off her bloomers and stiffened my thumb and applied rotation on her sugar plum

I poked and stroked till my wrist got numb

But I still didn't hear no Dinah-Moe

Dinah-Moe Humm

Dinah-Moe Humm

Dinah-Moe Humm

Where this Dinah-Moe coming from

Done spent three hours

An' I ain't got a crumb

From the Dinah-Moe,

Dinah-Moe,

Dinah-Moe

From the Dinah-Moe Humm

I got a spot that gets me hot

But you ain't been to it

I got a spot that gets me hot

But you ain't been to it

I got a spot that gets me hot

But you ain't been to it

I got a spot that gets me hot

But you ain't been to it

Cause I can't get into it

Unless I get out of it

And I gotta get out of it

Before I get into it

Cause I never get into it

Unless I get out of it

An' I gotta be out of it

To get myself into it

Just get me wasted

And you're half-way there

Cause if my mind's tore up

Then my body don't care

I rubbed my chinny-chin-chin

An' said my-my-my

What sort of thing

Might this lady get high upon?

I checked out her sister

Who was holding the bet

And wondered what kind of trip

The young lady was on

The forty dollar bill didn't matter no more

When her sister got naked and laid on the floor

She said dinah-moe might win the bet

But she could use a little if I wasn't done yet I told her...

Just because the sun

Want a place in the sky

No reason to assume

I wouldn't give her a try

So I pulled on her hair

Got her legs in the air

And asked if she had any cooties on there

She was buns-up kneeling

Buns up!

I was wheeling an dealing

Wheeling and dealing an

She surrendered to the feeling

She sweetly surrendered

An' she started in to squealing

Dinah-moe watched from the edge of the bed

With her lips just a-twitching an' her face gone red

Some drool rolling down

From the edge of her chin

While she spied the condition

Her sister was in

She quivered and quaked

And clutched at herself

While her sister made a joke

About her mental health

Till Dinah-Moe finally

Did give in

But I told her

All she really needed

Was some discipline...

Kiss my aura...

Dora...

M-m-m...

It's real angora

Would y'all like some more-a?

Right here on the flora?

An' how 'bout you, fauna?

Why want to?

Mmm...sound like why might be choking on something did you say you want some more?

Well, here's some more...

Mmm, sure...listen

Do you think I could interest you

In a pair of zircon-encrusted tweezers? mmm...tweezers!

Here, lemme sterilize 'em...

Gimme your lighter...

I couldn't say where she's coming' from

But I just met a lady named dinah-moe

She stroll on over, say look here, bum

I got a forty dollar bill say you can't make me cum

I whipped off her bloomers and stiffened my thumb an' applied rotation on her sugar plum

I poked and stroked till my wrist got numb

An' you know I heard some

Dinah-Moe Humm

Dinah-Moe Humm

Dinah-Moe Humm

Where this Dinah-Moe coming from

• Artist:Frank Zappa
• Album:Over-Nite Sensation