Ça plane pour moi [English translation]

Yam! Bam!

My cat Splash is crashed out on my bed

He's swallowed his tongue

From drinking all my whisky

Whereas me, not much sleep, drained, pissed off,

I had to sleep in the gutter,

Where I had a vision

In four colours

Come on, let's go! One morning,

A chick came to my place

Cellophane doll, (with) Chinese hair,

A bandaid, a hangover,

Drank my beer, from a big glass

made of rubber

like an Indian in his igloo

Everything's awesome for me

Off we go! That chick,

What enthusiasm, what a buzz

To hit the hay!

Shagged, ruined, emptied, satiated,

"You are the king of the divan"

Is what she told me in passing

I am the king of the divan

Everything's awesome for me

Come on! Butt out, back off,

Don't touch my planet

It's not today

that the sky will fall on my head

and that I will miss/run out of alcohol

Everything's awesome for me

On we go! My chick took off, shot through

Finally had enough

Broke everything

the sink, the bar, leaving me alone

like a big idiot

I put my foot in it

Everything's awesome for me

• Artist:Plastic Bertrand