A Bag of Weed lyrics

Stewie: Now everybody gather 'round and listen if you would.

When I tell you every person needs a way of feeling good.

Every kitty needs a ball of string and every dog a stick.

Stewie/Brian: But all you need is a bag of weed to really get a kick.

All: One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight

A bag of weed, a bag of weed

Oh, Everything is better with a bag of weed

It's the only hope that you'll ever need

'Cause Everything is better with a bag of weed

Stewie: There you go, you're all getting it now.

Group: When Texas people want to feel good,

Stewie: They go assault a queer.

Group: When stupid people need a thrill,

Stewie: They rent The Rocketeer.

Group: When Michael Jackson needs a rush,

Stewie: He humps a guy like me.

Group: Right!

All: But all we need is a bag of weed,

To keep us worry free...

One, two, three, Ho!

A bag of weed, a bag of weed

Oh, everything is better with a bag of weed

Oh, you don't need meth, and you don't need speed

'Cause everything is better with a bag of weed

Stewie: Have a go, Brian.

Brian: As Mr. H.L. Mencken said, "The common man's a fool".

Stewie: And just like Helen Keller said, "doof roo gee ba bool."

Brian: But try and use your heads, and don't buy into all the fear.

All: Hey!

'Cause all we need is a bag of weed

To make us wanna cheer!

And one, two!

A bag of weed, a bag of weed

Oh, everything is better with a bag of weed

You can try and fight but we're all agreed

Because everything is better with a bag of weed

(interlude)

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight,

And one, two, three, four, and a five, and a six, and a seven! Ho!

A bag of weed, a bag of weed

Oh, everything is better with a bag of weed

You're a happy guy when you plant the seed

Because everything is better with a bag, of... weed!

Oh, everything is better with a bag of weed!

• Artist:Family Guy (OST)
• Album:420 (S7 E12)