Can't Touch Me

Peter:

Ah ah ah! Can't touch me!

Can't touch me!

Ju-ju-ju-ju-just like the bad guy from Lethal Weapon 2,

I've got diplomatic immunity, so Hammer you can't sue.

I can write graffiti, even jaywalk in the street!

I can riot, loot, not give a hoot, and touch your sister's teat!

Can't touch me! Can't touch me!

Adam West:

What in God's name is he doing?

Peter:

Can't touch me!

Cleveland:

I believe that's the worm.

Peter:

STOP! Peter Time! I'm a big shot!

There's no doubt! Light a fire then pee it out!

Don't like it, kiss my rump! Just for a minute let's all do the bump.

Peter:

Can't touch me,

Yeah, do the Peter Griffin bump!

Can't touch me!

I'm Presidential Peter!

Interns think I'm hot!

Don't care if you're handicapped! I'll still park in your spot!

I've been around the world from Hartford to Back Bay!

It's Peter, Go Peter, MC Peter, Yo Peter!

Let's see Regis rap this way! Can't touch me!

Except for you, you can touch me.

• Artist:Family Guy (OST)
• Album:E. Peterbus Unum (S2 E18)