Banküberfall [English translation]

The fridge is empty, also the piggy-bank,

I have for weeks no schnitzel in my tummy.

The last check is gone, I'm not liquid,

at the bank I don't get any loan anyway!

Yesterday also my mother disinherits me

and the executor stands before my door.

By one word - situation's fatal.

There's only one way out: a bank robbery

Ba-ba-bank robbery ...

The evil is always and everywhere!

Ba-ba-bank robbery ...

On my head a stocking from Palmers

I stand in front of the bank and say: "Let's rob it!"

With the finger in the coat instead of a gun.

I can see no blood, so I gotta bluff!

I shout: "Hands up! This is a robbery!

And if you're not willing, there will be a riot!"

A granny turns over and says: "Young man!

Get in line at the end!

Ba-ba-bank robbery ...

The evil is always and everywhere!

Ba-ba-bank robbery ...

After half a hour it's finally my turn,

I've got a stiff finger from that stupid waiting.

I say: "Now or never, give me that Mary!"

The cashier looks at me and asks: "What do you have?"

I say: "Hunger and thirst and not a buck,

I'm the evil cash emptier!"

The cashier says: "No! What do you think?"

"Well", I say, "so I'll pay something in!"

Ba-ba-bank robbery ...

The evil is always and everywhere!

Ba-ba-bank robbery ...

• Artist:E.A.V.