Вирусная [Virusnaya] [English translation]

We had heaps of problems

We all hated life

We said it’s better to fucking die

Than live like this

That we are up to our ears in shit

Our country is a shithole

Duma is full of thieves

Every film is about Petrov

Traffic jams are everywhere

Air is polluted, there’s no sun

And the traffic cop’s a wanker

But it turned out that

Everything was fucking awesome

Coronavirus, coronavirus

Just fuck off

But it turned out that

Everything was fucking awesome

Coronavirus, shitty virus

Shitty virus, just fuck off

Let the country be a shithole again

We like living amongst our lovely shit

Let them change the Constitution

Fifteen times a week

Let them shit on our rights

Export wood to China

Increase retirement age

To seventy-two

Let our cool policemen beat the shit out of us

With their truncheons all day long

Let everything go back to

How it used to be - fucking awesome

Coronavirus, coronavirus

Come on, just fuck off

Let everything go back to, go back to

How it used to be - fucking awesome

Coronavirus, shitty virus

Shitty virus, just fuck off

Hey Coronavirus, coronavirus

Why are you so nasty?

Explain to us, coronavirus

Why do you keep hassling all of us?

Maybe you just got really angry

Because you were born in some shithole

And lived in poo, and bats

And hang out inside dead rats

And then you came out, here I fucking am

I’m gonna show you now who’s the daddy

Gonna make you all really scared of me

Wash your bloody hands, sit in the fucking houses

But listen, coronavirus

We have so much in common

We also live in Russia

And are familiar with your problems

Our life is also hard, and complicated

But we don’t go around killing old people

We are obviously not making their life easier

But to kill them – that’s just over the top

We can also very easily show everyone on the planet

Who’s the fucking daddy

But we just put up with it, we just took the Crimea

Soft power – that’s our trick

Where are your values, coronavirus?

Remember, you don’t choose your motherland

There are many wonderful places in the world

But there’s no place like home

Bugger off back to the rat’s shithole

And stay away from our shithole

Let everyone sit in their own fucking shithole

And let others sit in theirs

Stop getting angry, coronavirus

Just look at yourself, you are so pretty

You’re so round, so covered in flowers

You look absolutely fucking awesome

Practice some anger management in your shithole

See a psychologist, do meditation

Learn to love yourself, coronavirus

And fuck off away from us

Let everything go back to

How it used to be - fucking awesome

Coronavirus, coronavirus

Come on, just fuck off

Let everything go back to, go back to

How it used to be - fucking awesome

Coronavirus, shitty virus

Shitty virus, just fuck off

Fuck off away from us

Fuck off away from us

Go fuck somebody else

Go fuck somebody else

No, fuck off away from everyone

Fuck off away from everyone

Yes, fuck off away from everyone

• Artist:Semyon Slepakov