Teresa, non sparare! [English translation]

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Casal Pusterlengo, 24th afternoon.

The housewife Teresa U, realizing that his husband Properzio H was cheating on her with a certain friend, Veronica S, welcomed him at home with a shotgun, threatening him with death.

According to the evidence collected up to now, it seems that the unfaithful husband was justifying himself more or less like this:

Teresa, please,

don't play with that shotgun,

being that angry

could make you explode.

Teresa, please,

I'm no wimp

but if you touch that shotgun

it can shoot.

It was madness,

I met her on the way

She said "Come to my house".

What could I do?

She asked for a kiss

I swear to you, I refused

and then we chatted

guess what? just about you.

Coward!

So, Teresa, please,

don't play with that shotgun,

it's not kind behaving like this

just let it go...

No, Teresa, come on,

don't shoot me, Teresa! Com'on!

Tango...

It was madness,

I met her on the way

She said "Come to my house".

What could I do?

She asked for a kiss

I swear to you, I refused

and then we chatted

guess what? just about you.

Coward!

So, Teresa, please,

don't play with that shotgun,

it's not kind behaving like this

just let it go...

Teresa, no,

don't shoot me, ouch, ouch,

my Teresa, please,

don't shoot!

• Artist:Fred Buscaglione