Neighbor lyrics

Sittin' in your front yard drinkin' lemonade

Suburban life, a pretty wife, you think you've got it made

But you don't know what's in store, for you and your family

Ha, ha, I'm movin in right next door, won't you welcome me?

It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood

And I hope I didn't ruin your day!

Won't you be my neighbor?

Yeah, I brought my life, my ugly wife, my dirty dogs with fleas

My kid's a punk, and I'm a drunk, but this I'm sure you'll see

And you don't know, what it's like, to live in misery

C'mon and welcome to, home sweet hell, dissastifaction guaranteed

It's beautiful day in the neighborhood

And if I could I surely would

Invite you in and say...

Won't you be my neighbor?

Won't you be my neighbor?

Won't you be my neighbor?

Could you be my nieghbor?

Won't you be my neighbor?

Oh c'mon I don't think you'll find

A place to live in peace of mind

You're gonna live in misery

When you're livin' next to me!

It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood...

Raaah! Won't you be now, won't you be my funky neighbor?

Well I drink, I stink, I smoke, I'm a joke

I try all night and day to get a piece of the action, a-haa

And you should know by now you're never

Gonna forget it, a-haa

Now I know just what you're thinkin'

It could be you out 'n' you're drinkin'

Don't you knock it till you try it

It could be you in a little while

I hope I didn't ruin you day!

It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood

And I dig your wife, she sure is good

A beautiful day in the neighborhood

• Artist:Ugly Kid Joe
• Album:America's Least Wanted (1992)