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Sit down all you little children

Listen well to me

I'll tell of Blind Guardian

Dragonforce and Rhapsody

To listen to their songs

You need to know a lot of things

And read at least seventy times

The "Lord Of The Rings"

This maybe sounds too long

For you child to be done

But don't be afraid my little children

Go and take your helm

No, this won't sound too long

Pay attention now my son

'Cos Nanowar will drive you across

The whole enchanted realm

Let's talk about the elf

Where does he live? Where does he live?

He lives inside the green of

Luca Tour Hill Luca Tour Hill

He mows the enchanted lawn

Drying his hair with the phon

Singing all day long

His homosexual elvish song:

[Bridge:]

"I've got it very long

I've got it very strong

I'm going to stick my dick

Between Looca Tour Illy's cheeks"

He stuck inside his bed

To do what can't be told

But we can sing together

The homosexual elvish call

[Chorus:]

HAIL! Elf! Elf! Elf!

And what about the Dwarf

Where does he live? Where does he live?

He dwells inside the bath of

Lou-Ka Tu-Ril, Lou-Ka Tu-Ril!

He cuts the enchanted wood

And the dick of Robin Hood

Singing very rude

In a bald and dwarfish mood:

[Bridge:]

"I've got it very long

I've got it very strong

I'm going to smash my mace

Into Luka Turillee's face"

He went behind his back

And pointed at his neck

What happened you may guess

It's time to sing our song at last

[Chorus:]

HAIL! Dwarf! Dwarf! Dwarf!

It's time to call the Orc

Where does he live? Where does he live?

He lives inside the sock

Of Luca Tureell, Luca Tureell

A mage with a great spell

Tried to stop his haunting smell

No Orc, as you would tell

It's Tour-hill who's dirt like hell

[Bridge:]

"I've got it very long

I've got it very strong

I'm going to use my bats

To squash Looma Tupilli's guts"

He waited in his room

For Numa Pompili's doom

He'll wish not to be born

At the sound of Orcish Horn!!

[Chorus:]

HAIL! Orc! Orc! Orc!

• Artist:Nanowar of Steel
• Album:Into Gay Pride Ride (2010)