Lesbische schwarze Behinderte [English translation]

Men are to blame for everything.

Machos, mostly.

They are the only cause

of all this bloody mess.

They rule this world

and have too much power.

They have thrown

our planet to the dogs.

Are there worst scoundrels around?

The answer is no!

And yet, impaired black lesbians

can be a real pain too.

I met one in Tesco

she was in a wheelchair.

She shoved herself into the queue

and brazenly payed

with a 1000 marks banknote

the ten screws she had bought.

A normal German would never have indulged

in such a behaviour.

And so the cashier ranted

together with everybody:

impaired black lesbians

can be a real pain too.

Outside on the parking lot

she nearly ran me over.

Instead of apologizing

she yelled "You stupid or what?!"

She had "I brake even for men"

written on her breast.

I couldn't think

of an appropriate response.

I should have shouted "fuck you!",

but the words came to late.

Impaired black lesbians

can be a real pain too.

Of course I'm no racist.

I'm not a blockhead.

Most of the impaired black lesbians

are frightfully kind.

Yet exceptions like this one

prove the rule.

Impaired black lesbians

can be a real pain too.

• Artist:Funny van Dannen
• Album:Uruguay