Juranoid [English translation]

A myth mentions a colossal creature arriving here from space

crash-landing with his flying saucer

He took the reins and gave a command: “Listen to heavy metal or you’re wrong!

And never hate on others, or you will be forced to dine on dill meat!”

He was quite a comical jack who had a rocket bag on his back

He enjoyed performing fantastic tricks, to entertain everyone

The Great Juranoid rides a ball lightning

The Great Juranoid defies Earth’s gravity

The Great Juranoid darts headfirst into a volcano with speed of light

The Jurassic people were not used to green parasites who stood over three meters tall

and proudly enjoyed bathing in a lava tub

Who visited Bermuda Triangle for a swim and dried their hair in a cyclone

When the night fell, he fried himself a steak and composed a timeless riff.

You can hear it in the chorus, someone might think it familiar

It sets off alarm bells, it is so recognizable

The Great Juranoid rides the ball lightning

The Great Juranoid defies Earth’s gravity

The Great Juranoid darts headfirst into a volcano with speed of light

Diving to the bottom, far into lava

The crowds on the crater sides stare and then swear:

“O our king almighty,

on the surface we’d have you swim

The situation is getting quite clammy here”

Suddenly flames blast from the sky and the volcano erupts

As the Great Juranoid rides the ball lightning

The Great Juranoid defies Earth's gravity

The Great Juranoid darts straight into a volcano with speed of light

Juranoid

• Artist:Hevisaurus
• Album:Soittakaa Juranoid!