Gandhi vs Martin Luther King Jr. lyrics

[Verse 1: Gandhi]

You want to battle wits? see who's a better pacifist

I fought the caste system, but you still cannot touch this

Slumdog skillionaire, first name Messiah

Raps so hot I spit yoga fire

Everything you preach, I said it first

You should just jot down these words, plagiarize my whole verse

Leave your thoughts on the door like the real Martin Luther

I'm not thinking you shall overcome this Junior

[Verse 2: Martin Luther King Jr.]

I'm the King of civil rights from the city to suburbia

No shoes, no shirt, but I'm still gonna serve ya

Make you swallow your words so you can break the fast

Then thank God almighty, you can eat at last

I admire the way you broke the British power

But I have a dream that one day you'll take a shower

Like the H in your name, you ought to remain silent

Flatten your style like bread, Naan-violence

[Verse 3: Gandhi]

You would know about bread, Dr.Birmingham sandwich

Boycott those grits, sit in with some spinach

With protests and women, the same advice goes

Always stay away from the ho's

[Verse 4: Martin Luther King Jr.]

I've got so much street cred they write my name on the signs

I'd ring you for tech support, but I got a no bell prize

Nigga, we got more beef than one of your sacred cows

But I'm about to forgive you so hard right now

[Verse 5: Gandhi]

I am passively resisting the fact that you suck

I am celibate because I don't give a fuck

• Artist:Epic Rap Battles of History
• Album:Rap Battles of History (Season 2)