Estamos todos locos [English translation]

[Lucía]

I don't care anymore if you stay,

I don't care anymore if you leave;

Even though I do love you deep inside,

I cannot put up with you anymore!

[Joaquín]

Well, I'm completely fed up with you

And your existential crisis...

You only want to talk to me through Facebook

But I don't even know how to use a fax.

[Lucía]

You can say whatever you want:

I just want to go to my room to watch my favourite soap!

Sleep with your mother,

Sleep with your grandmother...

I don't give a damn!

[Joaquín]

Talk to your psychoanalyst,

Because he is clearly overcharging you.

Chorus:

If we're all crazy,

We're all crazy!

Who could ever dare to criticize us?

If we're all crazy,

We're all crazy!

Why should we bother to try and change?

[Joaquín]

She's obsessed with plastic surgery...

I cannot recognize her anymore!

If she doesn't give up Botox really soon,

She won't be able to chew food anymore.

[Lucía]

Talk to my surgeon

Or your favourite sweet treats,

This isn't working anymore!

Let's see if my surgeon can help you

So you can cheer me up.

[Both]

This looks like Big Brother

Not even Doctor House can save us now!

Chorus

If we're all crazy, crazy, crazy

We're the ideal couple!

If we're all crazy, crazy, crazy

No one can keep us apart!

Chorus

No one can keep us apart!

Why should we bother to try and change?

No one can keep us apart!

• Artist:Pimpinela
• Album:Estamos todos locos (2011)