Die Nacht von Freitag auf Montag [English translation]

Where was I in the night

From friday to monday

Was I awake, awake for 3 days

Or just in a coma

And I think to myself, shit

I'm butt naked and broke

Tell me where was I in the night

From friday to monday

I wake up, it feels like my head's exploding

My buddies had fun, I'm completely decorated

And I look in the mirror: What even happened?

Cause I have a tramp stamp tattooed above my ass

Drunk driving is okay if you wear a seatbelt

That's what I thought but now I think I need a good lawyer

My nose is broken, man, how painful that is

Well, the bouncer must have been stronger than me

And the girl next to me, she looks like Thomas Gottschalk

How did I drink her pretty, man, I'm about to puke

Man, I'll never drink again, at least for a while

Well, okay, at least until next friday

Where was I in the night

From friday to monday

Was I awake, awake for 3 days

Or just in a coma

And I think to myself, shit

I'm butt naked and broke

Tell me where was I in the night

From friday to monday

I open one eye, the other won't open

Everything's spinning and I think my bed is moving, too

I'll get up first, but I can't, ow!

Hey man, what's going on? There's a catheter tube coming out of my penis

God dammit, where am I? And why am I dead drunk?

Why am I wearing this stupid dress with the back cut out?

Why does my head feel like a block is banging against it?

I go to the mirror, oh my God, I have a B on my neck

All this drinking isn't good for my liver, sure

But now I have a big scar where my liver was

Whatever, they can have the liver, then I have to wear less

I don't care, it's okay, but please could someone tell me

Where was I in the night

From friday to monday

Was I awake, awake for 3 days

Or just in a coma

And I think to myself, shit

I'm butt naked and broke

Tell me where was I in the night

From friday to monday

Sorry, I've never been as high as on that party

I couldn't have known, man, I thouht those were Smarties

When it comes to partying I don't know any mercy, I drink the Jägermeister warm

The last thing I remember is how I was dragged outside

I check Facebook: What the hell happened

Shit, I was marked on 130 photos

And one of those photos shows me crawling at the Ku'damm

One shows me naked at Potsdamer Platz

I'm alarmed by the one with me steering a subway

Shit man! I'll never get a job in this town again

I would say I'd never take drugs again

If only that wouldn't be a lie

Where was I in the night

From friday to monday

Was I awake, awake for 3 days

Or just in a coma

And I think to myself, shit

I'm butt naked and broke

Tell me where was I in the night

From friday to monday

• Artist:SDP
• Album:Die bekannteste unbekannte Band der Welt