Deadpool vs Boba Fett lyrics

[Deadpool]

Oh, is it me? Well here's my first issue

I barely even know enough about you to diss you

But do you guys honestly think that I'd screw this feud up

And lose to the dude a huge toothy cootchie chewed up?

That's bananas! I do damage when I brandish my katanas

Man, I'll slice you up then vanish in my ladybug pajamas

I'm one of a kind, you're a Xerox of your papa

Doing temp work for Vader and odd jobs for Jabba

I'm tight, you're mad baggy; I'm toned, you're so flappy

Mad cause Sam Jackson killed your clone daddy

Somebody outta put a bounty on that cape

Maaaybe I'll write a letter, and mail it in your face

[Boba Fett]

Good thing I keep Tums in the Slave 1, cause your style makes me spacesick

And your bars are like your old pal Cable: fucking basic

I'll smack a merc in the mouth if he doesn't quit running that lip off

Bitch, who you calling clone, you're a Deathstroke rip-off

You stole Spiderman's eyes and Snake Eyes' weapons

You got Wolverine's powers, man, you're comic sloppy seconds

That Dr. Killebrew dude needs to go back to med school

Cause right now you're no good to me, Deadpool

[Deadpool]

Ooooh, what's that? A missile backpack?

Well I guess you'll be alright if a fucking bird attacks

Presenting the most overrated character anyone ever saw

With five lines in the trilogy, and one of them was "AAAH!"

[Boba Fett]

I only need five lines, cause I look fucking great

You look like someone spilled lasagna on your face

But you're worth a lot to me if I bring you back dead

Schizophrenics pay triple, one for each head

[Deadpool]

Who you calling schizophrenic? You've got two different voices!

You're like your holiday special, man: Full of bad choices

[Boba Fett]

You think your chimichanga's hot, but you couldn't be milder

You should've made the choice to ditch the prick from Van Wilder

[Deadpool]

And the coolest things about you got straight-up abandoned

You let a kiwi hold your gun and he fucked up your canon

So maybe don't talk about movies cause you've got dick to say

Wrap that arm dart around Jar Jar and go far far away

[Boba Fett]

I'm a legend, you're a trend, you ain't got half the skills I got

I'll beat your ass with one eye closed: Boba Fetty Wap

And then I'll call Domino's, she likes what I'm shaking

She prefers my durasteel to your Canadian bacon

Now take a lesson from a genuine assassin who's blasting foes

I come equipped with a full set of sick Mandalorian flows

Everybody knows you got that power of regeneration

Now run home and heal from this disintegration

• Artist:Epic Rap Battles of History
• Album:Season 5