Chanson Sans Calcium [English translation]

It is a song without calcium

sung by a poor man

who looks unwell

it is a song without calcium

a song made of rubber

which lacks vitamin

it is a song which brings viruses

a song lacking tone

it is terrible

'tis a song not in the wind

which needs strengthening

because it is so lousy

Hoo hoo hoo ... x6

the lyrics are skeletal

the music is rachitic

no way it's gonna swing

it is a song without any gimmicks

completely lymphatic

it's practically a prescription

it is not a popular song

it is a kind of limp rock

not for the "hit parade"

it is an anemic song

for a nursing home

a sad salad

it is a hopeless song

which tells the story

of a miserable nurse

in love, to a point which would lead to die,

with a depressed doctor

who had curious habits

it is an exit-less song

which will not go in the street

because it is disastrous

it is an imbecile song

written by a bacillus

for an intravenous

the only advantage it has

this raplapla* song

it's on the album's cover

you're not taking any risks

cut out on the disk

the small vignette**

cut it out with care

post it right away

say that you are sick

and you'll be, trust me

all reimbursed by

the social security

• Artist:Les Frères Jacques