Vulgaris Magistralis [English translation]

I am Vulgaris Magistralis

And I ride around on a mammoth

I cook my meals on an active volcano

A dinosaur I use for my hotdog

Wodan and Donar are my distant family

But I haven't seen them for ages

I only live at night

In the dark I ride

I am Vulgaris Magistralis

And I ride around on a mammoth

I am Vulgaris Magistralis

And sundays on a mastodont

A crazy professor had heard my name

came racing to the Achterhoek on his Solex

With cameras and lassos he hunts for me

But my cave was never discovered and no one

saw me

I'm a real champion

in a real vision

I am Vulgaris Magistralis

And I ride around on a mammoth

I am Vulgaris Magistralis

And sundays on a mastodont

I slip through the woods of the Achterhoek

They want to cast me for the silver screen

In the middle of the night I leave my cave

Mies Bouwman and Spielberg want me center stage.

But they won't get me

No, they won't get me

No, they won't get me, never, never!

I am Vulgaris Magistralis

And I ride around on a mammoth

I am Vulgaris Magistralis

And sundays on a mastodont

I am Normalis Archivaris

I chisel chronicles into a rock

I am Normalis, it is true

And the girls I work with my bludgeon

• Artist:Heidevolk
• Album:De strijdlust is geboren