U-Bahn-Schläger [English translation]
U-Bahn-Schläger [English translation]
[Part 1: Basti (DNP)]
Ey, I come with the boys to the subway station
Son of a bitch, you're going to bear the consequences
Of me having been kicked out of school this afternoon
And it's not because I dealt in drugs or broke a nose once in a while
It's because all my teachers are Nazis
And I have black hair
My future is sealed, I'm going to kill these wankers!
"We wogs always end up in court!"
Could only see the light of the world
Due to in vitro fertilization
Because not even my own father dares to fuck my mother
[Part 2: Maxim (K.I.Z.)]
Everyone was watching when the cudgel hit you
Through their cell phone cameras till you fainted
Looking for your hard core
If only words were my language
And the whole wagon laughs when your skullcap creaks
In court, you only say "eeeh", that's why we don't go to jail
In reward of your civil courage
You get a handicapped parking spot in the underground carpark
[Hook]
You're not an enemy to us, you're nothing but a doormat
So you better don't muck around
Here come the subway thugs
Going to school is for nerds only
My father was a tax consultant but I'll be a subway thug
[Part 3: Tarek (K.I.Z)]
Who smashes the baseball bat on your head so you'll miss your train?
I'm the retarded hunchback of the subway shaft
And they ask, "Are you a badly disguised alien?
Are you from Mars? Are you on vacation right now?"
On the train I'm always being taunted by little children
The next day, they sit next to me in the workshop for the handicapped
No matter if you're on the way to a bachelor party or girl's night
When you take the U8, I'll give you a basal skull fracture
[Part 4: Alligatoah]
I took the weakest
But still got my head bashed in
In the subway there are pensioners, I might stand a chance
I even practiced boxing but it wasn't enough to get me on TV
In the subway, there's a camera, I'll still be famous
I don't have a facial mask to hide my shitface
In the subway, it's dark and I'm wearing a hoodie
In the subway, I had my first girlfriend
When I come with noise and fists
You can no longer deny me - look, cunt!
[Hook]
You're not an enemy to us, you're nothing but a doormat
So you better don't muck around
Here come the subway thugs
Going to school is for nerds only
My father was a tax consultant but I'll be a subway thug
[Part 5: Massimo]
The sirens ring
But one of us got his foot between the doors
Before they could close, 20 boys hop into your wagon
No chance to escape
So try conversation
Two minutes to the next station on the SOS telephone
One sound from you
That's enough provocation
A combination of blows sends you to the ground
Hold your hands in front of your face so your nose won't be broken
That's how you protect yourself against a kick but not against a stab
[Part 6: Sudden]
I missed my train, (WHAT) did you think?
(THAT) you could just calmly wait here
Without me throwing a tantrum?
(HATRED) building up in me and you wear glasses
Am not a subway thug, I take blood samples
When I see blood I win
If you were Adolf Merckle
You wouldn't have made it to your train 1
I break your nose with my fist, yyüüüüah
And then I get onto the train and ride home
[Hook]
You're not an enemy to us, you're nothing but a doormat
So you better don't muck around
Here come the subway thugs
Going to school is for nerds only
My father was a tax consultant but I'll be a subway thug
[Part 7: Timi Hendrix]
I don't have to discuss things with you, I kick in your face
Because at school, hooligans taught ethic classes
In my childhood, I scratched up your Mercedes
Today I'm grown-up and blood is sticking to my Replica-Chucks
I no longer have to come to your fucking village to beat you up
At the station I re-enact "Bloodsport" 2 with you
Bitch, I'm a strength athlete and don't write deep pathos-rap
Can't you see how deep my foot is up your asshole?
[Part 8: Nico (K.I.Z.)]
I get on, panes off, train pulls off, I get out
Subway rider, you get a drive-by-bomb
I jump off, kick in, no one helps because it's you
Grin in the camera because I'll be on today's prime time
Window hammer in your face, hear who's knocking
I haven't known you very long but you've changed a lot
Get your handbag
While your brain's dripping onto the trackbed
Take out your wallet, "Dude, 20 Bucks - Jackpot!"
1. Adolf Merckle was a German entrepreneur who committed suicide by train 2. violent movie
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