Terminal Preppie lyrics

I go to college that makes me so cool

I live in a dorm and show off by the pool

I join the right clubs just to build an impression

I block out thinking, it won't get me ahead

My ambition in life

Is to look good on paper

All I want is a slot

In some big corporation

Belushi's my hero, I lampoon and I ape him

My news of the world comes from Sports Illustrated

I'm proud of my trophies like my empty beer cans

Stacked in rows up the wall to impress all my friends

No, I'm not here to learn

I just want to get drunk

And major in business

And be taught how to fuck

Win! Win!

I always play to win

Wanna fit in like a cog

In the faceless machine

I'm a terminal (terminal) terminal preppie

Terminal (terminal) terminal preppie

Terminal (terminal) terminal (terminal)

Terminal (terminal) ter-

I want a wife with tits

Who just smiles all the time

In my centerfold world

Filled with Springsteen and wine

Someday I'll have power

Someday I'll have boats

A tract in some suburb

With Thanksgivings to host

I'm a terminal (terminal) terminal preppie

Terminal (terminal) terminal preppie

Terminal (terminal) terminal preppie

• Artist:Dead Kennedys
• Album:Plastic Surgery Disasters (1982)