Advice From Christmas Past lyrics

Why are such a stupid asshole?

Would you really like to know?

Well, pay your fee, remove your clothes, and Yvette will show you how

You went to school where you were taught to fear and to obey

Be cheerful, fit in, or someone might think you're weird

Life can be perfect

People can be trusted

Someday, I will fall in love

A nice quiet home of my very own

Free from all hate

Happy and having fun all the time

It never happened did it?

• Artist:Dead Kennedys
• Album:Plastic Surgery Disasters (1982)