Sweet Transvestite lyrics

How do you do I,

See you've met my,

Faithful handyman

He's just a little brought down

Because when you knocked

He thought you were the candyman

Don't get strung out, by the way I look

Don't judge a book by it's cover

I'm not much of a girl, by the light of day

But by night I'm one hell of a lover

I'm just a sweet transvestite

From Sensational, Transylvania

Let me show you around

play you a sound

You look like you're both pretty groovy

Or if you want something visual

That's not too abysmal

We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie

Well you got caught with a flat, well how bout that

Well, babies, don't you panic

By the light of the night it'll all seem alright

I'll get you a satanic mechanic

I'm just a sweet transvestite

From Sensational, Transylvania

Why don't you stay for the night

Or maybe a bite

I could show you my favourite obsession

I've been making a man

With blond hair and a tan

And he's good for relieving my . . . tension

I'm just a sweet transvestite

From Sensational, Transylvania

I'm just a sweet transvestite

From Sensational, Transylvania

So- come up to the lab

And see what's on the slab

I see you shiver with antici . . . pation

But maybe the rain isn't really to blame

So I'll remove the cause

But not the symptom

• Artist:Glee Cast
• Album:Glee: The Music, The Rocky Horror Glee Show [2010]