Square Dance lyrics

[Intro]

People, it feels so good to be back!

Ladies and gentleman

Introducing the new and improved you-know-who

[Verse 1]

Never been the type to bend or budge

The wrong button to push, no friend of Bush

I'm the centerpiece, you're a Maltese

I'm a pitbull off his leash, all this peace talk can cease

All these people I had to leave in limbo

I'm back now, I've come to release this info

I'll be brief, and let me just keep shit simple

Can-I-Bitch don't want no beef with Slim, nooo!

Not even on my radar

So won't you please jump off my dick, lay off and stay off?

And follow me as I put these crayons to chaos

From seance to seance, aw-a-aw-ch-a-aw

[Hook]

C'mon now! Let's all get on down!

Let's do-si-do now! We gon' have a good ol' time

Don't be scared, ‘cause there ain't nothin' to worry about

Let your hair down, and square dance with me!

C'mon now! Let's all get on down!

Let's do-si-do now! We gon' have a good ol' time

Don't be scared, ‘cause there ain't nothin' to worry about

Let your hair down, and square dance with me!

[Verse 2]

Yeah, let your hair down to the track, yeah, kick on back

Boo! The boogie monster of Rap, yeah, the man's back

With a plan to ambush this Bush administration

Mush the Senate's face and push this generation

Of kids to stand and fight for the right

To say somethin' you might not like

This white hot light that I'm under, no wonder I look so sunburnt

Oh no, I won't leave no stone unturned

Oh no, I won't leave, won't go nowhere

Do-si-do, oh, yo, ho, hello there!

Oh yeah, don't think I won't go there

Go to Beirut and do a show there

Yeah, you laugh 'til your mothafuckin' ass gets drafted

While you're at band camp thinking that crap can't happen

'Til you fuck around, get an Anthrax napkin

Inside a package wrapped in Saran Wrap wrappin'

Open the plastic and then you stand back gaspin'

Fuckin' assassins hi-jackin' Amtraks, crashin'

All this terror, America demands action

Next thing you know you've got Uncle Sam's ass askin'

To join the army or what you'll do for their Navy

You just a baby gettin' recruited at 18

You're on a plane now, eatin' their food and their baked beans

I'm 28, they gon' take you 'fore they take me

Crazy insane or insane crazy?

When I say Hussein, you say Shady

My views ain't changed, still inhumane, wait

Arraigned two days late, the date's today, hang me!

[Hook]

C'mon now! Let's all get on down!

Let's do-si-do now! We gon' have a good ol' time

Don't be scared, ‘cause there ain't nothin' to worry about

Let your hair down, and square dance with me!

C'mon now! Let's all get on down!

Let's do-si-do now! We gon' have a good ol' time

Don't be scared, ‘cause there ain't nothin' to worry about

Let your hair down, and square dance with me!

[Verse 3]

Nothin' moves me more than a groove that soothes me

Nothin' soothes me more than a groove that boosts me

Nothin' boosts me more or suits me beautifully

There's nothin' you can do to me—stab me, shoot at me!

Psychotic, hypnotic product, I got the antibiotic

Ain't nobody hotter and so on and yada yada

God, I talk a lot of hem-de-lay-la-la-la

Oochie walla walla um da dah da dah da, but you gotta gotta

Keep movin', there's more music to make

Keep makin' new shit, produce hits to break

The monotony, what's gotten into me?

Drugs, rock and Hennessy, thug like I'm 'Pac on my enemies

On your knees, got you under siege

Somebody you would give a lung to be

Hungry like a fuckin' younger me

Fuck the fee, I can get you jumped for free

Yeah, buddy, laugh! It's funny: I have the money

To have you killed by somebody who has nothin'

I'm past bluffin', pass the K-Y

Let's get ready for some intense serious ass-fuckin'!

[Hook]

C'mon now! Let's all get on down!

Let's do-si-do now! We gon' have a good ol' time

Don't be scared, ‘cause there ain't nothin' to worry about

Let your hair down, and square dance with me!

C'mon now! Let's all get on down!

Let's do-si-do now! We gon' have a good ol' time

Don't be scared, ‘cause there ain't nothin' to worry about

Let your hair down, and square dance with me!

[Outro]

Dr. Dre wants to square dance with me

Nasty Nas wants to square dance with me

X to the Z wants to square dance with me

Busta Rhymes wants to square dance with me

Cani-bitch won't square dance with me

Fan-a-bitch won't square dance with me

Canada-bis don't want no parts of me

Dirty Dozen wants to square dance with you

Yeeehawww!

• Artist:Eminem
• Album:The Eminem Show (2002)