Selvä päivä [English translation]

Reality is agony every now and then

We can have booze without having fun.

Yeah, in good and in bad times,

I keep the grannies who collect bottles in money[2]

RIP to my liver, good bye to my brain cells.

Infront of me I have whiskey and a cold beer.

Cheers, yup allright!

Controlled coma, Petri is having a fit

I take a sip, Irwin[3] sucks.

I'm thirsty, give me that moose soda![4]

Huh, oh, where am I?

I'm drunk, where are you?

Jallu, kossu and beer[5]

Bottoms up! We raise a glass!

It's clearly a good day, a good day!

So good bye to sober day!

Let's go, come with me

If I was you I would drink with me

Let's marinade our livers

The second round is on me if you pay

Hey girl, let's sing a song

The booze makes you look good and usually it makes you to take of your clothes

Don't blame me

The drinking stops now and we'll get waisted

Jallu, kossu and beer[5]

Bottoms up! We raise a glass!

It's clearly a good day, a good day!

So good bye to sober day!

Yeah! Tättärää tättä rää rää[x4][6]

If you are thirsty, just open your mouth (aah)

If you are thirsty, just open your mouth (aah)

I'm thirsty, you are thirsty, everybody say aah![7]

[x2]

Good drinks, better mood

dry throat, gums, tongue

I worship Lemmy[8], I'll take a sip

The burning is horrible without Renny[9]

I drink Jägermeister as warm as the inside of my pocket

Training for whores, that's a lession for the bitches[????]

O-oh, can I stand up?

I hitchhike back home with my middle finger up

Take pictures, snap, film it

Favourite drink? Fuck, those that are free!

Huh, oh, where am I?!

I'm drunk, where are you?!

Jallu, kossu and beer[5]

Bottoms up! We raise a glass!

It's clearly a good day, a good day!

So good bye to sober day!

Jallu, kossu and beer[5]

Bottoms up! We raise a glass!

It's clearly a good day, a good day!

So good bye to sober day!

Jallu, kossu and beer[5]

Bottoms up! We raise a glass!

It's clearly a good day, a good day!

So good bye to sober day!

• Artist:Petri Nygård
• Album:Kaikki tai ei mitään (2011)