Selvä päivä [English translation]

Reality! A pain from time to time!

There can be booze even without fun

Yeah in health and sickness!

I keep those bottle collectors in business

R.I.P. liver, good bye brain cells

I have whisky and cold beer in front of me

Cheers, cheers, cheers

Controlled comas, Petri is drunk

I take a sip, Irwin-style1

I'm thirsty give me a moose-soda2

Umm-yeah where am I?

I'm drunk, where are you?

Jallu3, Kossu4, and beer

Cheers! We raise our glasses!

Obviously a good day!5 A good day!

So good bye to a sober day!

Let's go, come with me

If I were you, I'd drink with me too

Let's marinate the liver now

It's on me, you pay

Hey girl let's sing a song

Booze dresses you well and usually undresses too

There's no point in blaming me

Drinking stops now, it's time to start boozing

Jallu, Kossu, and beer

Cheers! We drink to that!

Obviously a good day! A good day!

So good bye to a sober day!

Yeah! Tättärää tättä rää rää(x4)

If you're thirsty, open your mouth (Aah)

If you're thirsty, open your mouth (Aah)

I'm thirsty, you're thirsty, everyone says (Aah)!

(x2)

Good drinks, better mood

Dry throat, gums, tongue

I admire Lemmy6 and go for Hennessy7

The heartburn is horrible without Rennie8

I drink pocket warm Jaegermeister

Train ho, there's a lesson for bitches

Uh-oh can I still stand up straight?

I hitchhike home with my middle finger up

Take pictures, snap, film it

My favorite drink? Well one that is free, of course!

Umm-yeah where am I?

I'm drunk, where are you?

Jallu, Kossu, and beer

Cheers! We raise our glasses!

Obviously a good day! A good day!

So good bye to a sober day!

Jallu, Kossu, and beer

Cheers! We drink to that!

Obviously a good day! A good day!

So good bye to a sober day!

Jallu, Kossu, and beer

Cheers! We drink to that!

Obviously a good day! A good day!

So good bye to a sober day!

1. Irwin imu = Irvin suction. It's obvious that this is way more than a sip, since Irwin Goodman was an alcoholic. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irwin_Goodman2. Finnish nickname for Jaegermeister3. Jaloviina a Finnish make of cut brandy, 38 0r 40% alc. (76 or 80 proof). https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cut_brandy4. Koskenkorva a Finnish make of clear spirit, 38% alc. (76 proof). https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Koskenkorva_Viina5. This Finnish sentence is ambiguous and can also translate to "Sober, a good day"6. Lemmy Kilmister of Motörhead7. Hennessy cognac8.

This sentence is a play on words and can be understood two ways: "The heartburn is horrible without Rennie" or "Born American without Renny".

Rennie is a medicine to relieve heartburn (acid reflux).

Born American ("Jäätävä polte") is a 1986 Finnish film directed by Renny Harlin

• Artist:Petri Nygård
• Album:Kaikki tai ei mitään (2011)