Moral Majority lyrics

We are gathered here tonight

To pay tribute to our Lord, and money unto me

Oh, Lord in heaven, let us pray!

You, T.V. viewers, give me your pay and see

M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E

You call yourself the Moral Majority

We call ourselves the people in the real world

Trying to rub us out, but we're going to survive

God must be dead if you're alive

You say, "God loves you, come and buy the Good News"

Then you buy the president and swimming pools

If Jesus don't save 'til we're lining your pockets

God must be dead if you're alive

Circus-tent con-men and Southern belle bunnies

Milk your emotions then they steal your money

It's the new dark ages with the fascists toting Bibles

Cheap nostalgia for the Salem Witch Trials

Stodgy ayatollahs in their dobble-knit ties

Burn lots of books so they can feed you their lies

Masturbating with a flag and a Bible

God must be dead if you're alive

Blow it out your ass, Jerry Falwell

Blow it out your ass, Jesse Helms

Blow it out your ass, Ronald Reagan

What's wrong with a mind of my own?

You don't want abortions, you want battered children

You want to ban the pill as if that solves the problem

Now you wanna force us to pray in school

God must be dead if you're such a fool

You're planning for a war with or without Iran

Building a police state with the Klu Klux Klan

Pissed at your neighbour? Don't bother to nag

Pick up the phone and turn in a fag

Blow it out your ass, Terry Dolan

Blow it out your ass, Phyllis Schlafly

Ram it up your cunt, Anita

'Cause God must be dead if you're alive

God must be dead if you're alive

• Artist:Dead Kennedys
• Album:In God We Trust, Inc. (1981)