Les putes et moi [English translation]

[Intro - Orelsan]

I don't really know, that's not my THING. We have already spoken many times about it but this is the last time we have this discussion. Gringe, tell us what you think of prostitution

[Verse 1 - Gringe]

Sometimes you cheat on your chick, but you feel limited

Well remember this: 50 is the price of the peace

The best way to dump you without getting stung

It's certified, think about it before criticizing

No more night calls, the hidden numbers

Stress make you explode whenever you have felt it vibrate

To you who never knew you cheat without warrant

Tell to yourself that there is only Jesus who never lied, result: crucified

Sluts is like a session to the shrink, the little more

Is that for the same price, you have a person consulting you and suck you

No language barriers, no age distinction

I wasn't even 20 years old, I quickly nabbed the virus

It was the same every day

I elaborate scholars plans to sneak of my home until these J9 of love

3am starts the countdown

I go out of my room taking care to follow the steps on my journey

First my father's pockets: car keys

Then go through the window, go out, put the shoes

Key in the ignition, wait for a car who passes

Camouflage the noise when I start

Roll a little further for put the headlights

Then towards the train station without being stopped, no, I don't have the driving licence

Maximum risk-taking for informed public

My first experience in a van, I hear that little voice that says to me:

"So an STD, what is it Jamy?"

You find anyway bonuses included in the sale price

Kosovarde or Benin, grabs a master in foreign language

Feels throbbing impulses

A soft warmth who fill your belly

Discover a world of intoxicating flavors

Sweat of fifteen customers inlaid on a damp mattress

The scent of baby wipes, she clean her pussy with it

Oil lamps, the smell of semen

The trash full of condoms that will be recognized by a pimp

And while you're there and you do your stuff

A second girl asleep in front: the sluts often work in pairs

Believe me, this is the kind of thing that will relax even the most complexed

Long live to the van and the promiscuity!

There's two schools: the van or the hotel

Go homestay or choose the boredom of a tour

Don't see things with dread

Tell yourself that women need a reason to do it, we just need a place

So I waited there, lurking in the shadows

While waiting for my turn, I fear and I counted the seconds

Fruitful excitement, but let me tell you the best

One in two chance of catching the DASS if there's not lubricant anymore

And I call it love of risk, explore your dark side

Back the cervix faster than Lance Armstrong

I have quickly learned to calculate their vices, of course

My cock wedged between her thighs in menstruating time

But I flirts with sordid, I don't backbite

I know that the money I give her will be used to pay the layers and the Blédina

Please don't fall into empathy, trust me

You're in trouble if you start to do your delicate

There, she will play her fragile and willing card

And you, well you will make you alleviate the balls and the bank account

And it's a basic rule in a relation that you coined:

Don't let you be soften under penalty of making you extra more money

1: Restrain your moral, 2: Satisfy your urges

3: Discover that payed relation gives more excitement

Impassive and stoic, a slut don't feels emotion

If you made her blink of an eye, you have completed your mission

In summary: sex, stress and shivering heap

The world's oldest profession continues the tradition

In team, better than Laser Quest, you lose: you just have to take the test

Lucky if you just got a herpes

The sluts and me, a great love story

My first love, my first exploits, first bravery raw slices

How many times I go around the roundabout for the fifteenth time

Always the same thrill when I talk about the sluts and me

[Bridge]

G. - So, still not convinced?

O. - Pff, I'm still not very hot...

G. - Well go ahead and finish the discussion: Orel, tell us what you think of prostitution!

[Verse 2 - Orelsan]

I often hear: "To fuck, I don't need to pay"

It's good to have your pride, me, I did it

Before 18, I didn't dare test

As I lived not far away, I watched their going-and-coming, I dreamed

I saw lost guys and CEOs cars

Fathers of families taking sluts with their baby seat

It's true, I skipped a few meals to try

How was it ? It sucked! Every time I regretted

You're far from the glamor of "Pretty Woman"

When you find yourself to enter flabby in a dirty bladder

When the smell of the guys of before is limit sustainable

When you understand "Get out, asshole!", When she say: "Good bye!"

I went home, the plastic on the cock, really pale

It took me three months to stop feeling guilty

And then I went back a few times to check

We told me to never stay stuck on my first ideas

I was set, jeans lowered, between two bumpers

I can think of nothing but the accident of condom

This is a big scam

Unless you love the dead women plans

Menstruating: ketchup supplement

I like dirty things in clean places

It's just the opposite: the wipes, it blocks me

They put so much lubricant that you can enter without it rubs

As much dip your cock in the fleet

No matter what she does with her hands: she don't give a damn

I had more fun at the doctor

It's fine if the sluts excite you

But I saw butchers cut a chickens in a sexier way

If you think that a slut moaned, you probably heard a sighing

If she give you chlamydia, you leave with a memory

Forget your fantasies, she don't give a fuck of your sexual problems

The sluts don't have professional conscience

When they depart less than a meter for go pee

You see that the after-sales service is doubtful

I don't give a fuck of their clichés full of prejudiced

But it's still weird to enter the refugees

Well. I still tried another approach

New bank account, new decadence, new girlfriend experience

To make advance the science

I have found websites of escorts and I tried my luck

For the most good, I'm still waiting to be call

For the others, you know the expression: "Non contractual photo"

The first was so ugly, my heart stopped: AVC

You think that I fucked her anyway for not offend her?

The time to digest the shame and I'm at a round woman

With a dirty face, who want that I spit in three seconds

Must have a stopwatch in her blonde pussy

It wasn't in the announcement that we must fuck against the clock

That venal fat ruins everything because she plays poorly

Take your 200€ and go pay to yourself a acting classes

It's stronger than me, I always want them to find me special

I have too much ego to be an ordinary shot, I do all the work

It's them who should pay me

I try to get them comfortable to the point that it makes me stress

I spend the first thirty minutes to stutter

When I read the ads and when they leave is my favorite moments

From the sidewalks van, to the brothels, to the windows

That they stop complaining, it's always me the victim

I lost a lot of ego and a bit of money

When I'm on the verge of breaking down, I tell myself that the condom too

The sluts and me, a series of dismal stories

Trust me, forget the porn movie that you got in the skull

It's only a big scam or maybe I don't have the mental

Give me back my 50, my 100, my 300€

[Outro - Gringe]

The sluts and me, a great love story

My first love, my first exploits, first bravery raw slices

How many times I go around the roundabout for the fifteenth time

Always the same thrill when I talk about the sluts and me

• Artist:Casseurs Flowters
• Album:Orelsan et Gringe sont les Casseurs Flowters