Le Café [English translation]

To start my little day

And to wake me up, I had a coffee

An Arabica, black and full-bodied.

I put on my parka. This is it, I can go.

"Where are you going?" cries my beloved

"Let's have a coffee; I just woke up."

Being early, and a little forced,

I change my sense and have a coffee.

At 7:45, I must admit

The offices are empty, one could be bored.

But I stay calm, I can adapt.

Before the time they arrive, I have time for a coffee.

The day runs away, the whole world can work

At least until the coffee break

My secretary returns: "Strong as you like it!"

Ah, I take it thin, but now it is made...

A business meal very close to the path.

It's beautiful weather, but I'm feeling stressed.

My colleagues are funny: "Relax, Rene!"

"Have a good cigar, and a small coffee!"

Once finished, my colleagues wear out.

They called a taxi, but I need to jump!

I do everything in Paris then I saw a bistro

I order a decaf but am re-caffinated.

I arrive at the office; my secretary tells me:

"You are a little late. I was worried!"

I throw her out the window; she was looking good.

I must go home, but before...a coffee.

Waiting for the subway I was assaulted.

A little old lady asked me, "Do you have the time please?"

I broke her head and I push her on the platform.

I spin at home and I used a guess.

"Papa, my Papa! I am first in my class!"

"Whore, but what? You're going to stop pissing me off!"

But it is designed and this kid starts to cry

I lock myself in the kitchen. There is still a little coffee.

It is some days that I've been locked in

I am alone in my kitchen and I drink coffee.

It will let me sleep well. The cops are going to nab me.

Then I sit back and have some coffee.

• Artist:Oldelaf & Mr D.