Le Café [English translation]

To have a good start

Into this jolly new day

And to wake myself up

I have a coffee

An arabica

Black and spicy

I get on my parka

Now I'm ready to go

Where are you going

My loved one cries

"Let's have a kava, I just got up"

Being ahead of time

And a bit rushed

I change my mind and have another coffee

At 8:15

One has to admit

The offices are empty and you get easily bored

But I stay calm

I know how to adapt

Before they get there

I have time to drink another coffee

The day starts

Everybody can work at least until

It's time for a coffee break

My secretary comes in

"I have made it the way you like it"

Damn, just had one

But now that you've prepared some

A business dinner

Not far from the road

The weather's great but I'm a bit stressed out

My colleagues have a great time

"You're so cool René!"

"Have another cigar and a coffee"

Once we're finished

My collegues worn out

I call a taxi

But I would like to jump

I run all over Paris

Then I see a coffee bar

I order a decaf

But re-caffeined

I arrive at the office

My secretary reproaches me

"You're a bit late; I was starting to get worried!"

Oh! I throw her out the window

She was asking for it

Anyway, I got to go home

But first a coffee

Waiting for the subway

I get mobbed

A small old woman says to me

"Do you know what time it is?"

Hey, I hit her in the face and push her onto the platform

I rush home and I get myself a ... can you guess?!

"Daddy, daddy,

I'm the best student in my class!"

Honey, what's up!!

Now stop annoying me!!

How stupid this kid is!!

And now he's starting to cry!!

I lock myself up in the kitchen!!

There's still a bit of coffee!!

It's been a while that I've locked myself up

I'm all alone in my kittchen and I drink coffee

I had better sleep

The police are going to arrest me

So I hide under a bank and I have another coffee

• Artist:Oldelaf & Mr D.