Fånga kräftor [English translation]

I went out the other day to buy a jigsaw puzzle

And I saw a man that was digging a hole in the street

And I walked up to him and said: Why the hell are you digging here for?

And then the man said: That's none of your goddamn business

And then I became so furious

That i walked up to him and hit him in the head with a stone

Yes, I get so mad at people that it's insane

I threw away the shovel so fucking far

That it hit the Mayor who had just arrived

And with a face as red as a boiling crayfish

He came steaming towards me like a locomotive

Yes he did, he did, he did

And then they stod there fighting

Both of them said that I was going to get beaten

If I didn't go home

Then I knocked them both down

And then I said:

Catch crayfish and put them in a tub

Catch crayfish and put them in a tub

Catch crayfish and put them in a tub

Tub, tub

• Artist:Eddie Meduza