Er [English translation]

Pregnant - she says the child is his

Though they've been seperated for weeks

He accepts it, the wedding in white follows soon after

Because even his mother calls him a coward

What's up here? Everyone wants something from him

The revenue board, the boss and the bank

He has to do everything for his ascent now

The party is over, no more women and drinking

He is having a hard time

He has to fight for her

He is having a hard time

She's never thankful

He is having a hard time

He gets a gastric ulcer

He is having a hard time

But he still pays

She's already been bitchy for the last two weeks

She needs a new kitchen now and so on

He drives to work in a used Passat

Imagines that it would be a Cabrio

He goes to work every day

She stays at home and lets herself go more and more

While the women in his firm are quite sexy

And turn his head every day

He is having a hard time

He thinks of her all the time

He is having a hard time

And practices monogamy

He is having a hard time

His life is short

He is having a hard time

But she doesn't care

She only calls him masculine when he's useful to her

When he feeds her, when he protects her

When he does not do what she wants, he's called a chauvinist

When he's having fun, he is an egoist

• Artist:Annett Louisan
• Album:Das optimale Leben