Cunnilingus, mon amour ! [English translation]

Cunnilingus my love!

The name of my hamster is Cunnilingus

and believe it or not

The little guy tends to consider he's a man

I wonder how he does it

He always falls in love with women

Who whisper in his ears

Cunnilingus, my love

They fall in love with him,

that does not surprise him

And he wakes up in the night

to get some perfume

from their lovely fingers

Oh he's fond of hanging from his bars

to make them believe he is the true

big king of pecs

The only problem is he wants to be loved

As if he was a real man

To whom they would whisper

Cunnilingus my love!

They make fun of him

it does not surprise him

When he dances at night

as if playing his own life

between their lovely fingers

One night I gave an overdose

of perfume to Cunnilingus

the one who plays man more and more

He started licking his whole body

in order to get clean you know

You're never too pretty

He started dancing

it will not surprise you

like a crazy one

With wings to his calves

His body filled with brandy

smashed against the bars of his cage

A lot of blood flowed from his eyes

and from his soft fur still damp with perfume

This performance remained unmatched

even by Elvis Presley.

Michael Jackson can eat his heart out

Eat your heart out Michael!

Oh, ow ow ow ow ow...

The name of my hamster was Cunnilingus

and believe it or not

The little guy tended to consider himself as a man for real

• Artist:Dionysos
• Album:La mécanique du cœur (2007)