ЮМОРИСТ [Yumorist] [Transliteration]

[Vstupleniye]:

YA, kha-kha! khey!

YA, yumorist! On my wrist.

[Kuplet 1, FACE]:

Nam ne vyzhit' bez smekha, pryam kak bez russkogo mata.

Moy otets — KGBshnik, a moya mat' — s avtomatom.

I moi deti — soldaty karatel'nykh batal'onov;

A moi brat'ya — blyustiteli nashikh tomnykh rayonov.

Chuvstva yumora i net, ved' tak by ya davno smeyalsya

Nad zhiznennoy situatsiyey, v kotoruyu zagnal sebya.

Net verovki? Pust' togda menya udushit galstuk.

Poskorey by umeret', ved' ya zhivu naprasno.

Makoley Kalkin i Galkin —

Moy novyy god on snova gadkiy, u!

Chto prinesot mne Santa?

Gde podarki? Mozhet byt', zhenu?

Yesli russkiy Ded Moroz,

Togda on prinesot voynu.

Shutniki i yumoristy

Razvalili nam stranu.

[Perekhod]:

Cho, smeshno, s**a? (a) Cho ty tam uslyshal? (pa-pa)

YA, cho, pokhozh na klouna, nu-ka vstal i vyshel.

U nas uchitelya, byvayet, banchat gashishem -

A ty mne cho-to zatirayesh' zdes' pro svoyego byvshego.

[Pripev]:

Gold on my wrist, ya yumorist.

Poshutil ne tak — i ty popal v blacklist.

Gosudareva nemilost', khot' ya vrode by i chistyy.

Nebo — samolotam, a tsenzura dlya artista.

Gold on my wrist, ya yumorist.

Poshutil ne tak — i ty popal v blacklist.

Gosudareva nemilost', khot' ya vrode by i chistyy.

Nebo — samolotam, a tsenzura dlya artista.

[Kuplet 2, FACE]:

Bandity ne na gelikakh — na gelikakh s migalkoy.

Bazarim yazykom GULAGa, vozdukhom so svalki.

My kopim na kusok granita iz-pod palki.

Sobirayem kroshki, zapivaya prosrochennym Pulpy.

YA ustal, na chasakh pochti sem' vechera.

P'yom pivo s patsanami — eto taynaya vecherya.

YA igrayu v gonki s musorami, eto vso ne vechno.

Za eto nozh v pechen', zhizn' skorotechna.

[Pripev]:

Gold on my wrist, ya yumorist.

Poshutil ne tak — i ty popal v blacklist.

Gosudareva nemilost', khot' ya vrode by i chistyy.

Nebo — samolotam, a tsenzura dlya artista.

Gold on my wrist, ya yumorist.

Poshutil ne tak — i ty popal v blacklist.

Gosudareva nemilost', khot' ya vrode by i chistyy.

Nebo — samolotam, a tsenzura dlya artista.

[Final]:

It's payday, fellas.

I said, it's fucking payday, mothafuck.

• Artist:FACE