Wooden Leg Part 2 [The Woodening] [Wooden Leg Part 2] lyrics

I've got a leg, it's made out of wood

It comes from a land far away where the trees they grow good

This my tale, of death and revenge

A quest for redemption to seek true enlightenment deep in the world within

My journey begins

Tonight we set sail

To far off Japan

To murder the bastard who took away both of my hands

Deep in the night, I discover the fiend

I challenge the scoundrel to a fight to the death

And this time I cannot lose

He will meet his doom

Die, you Japanese bastard

I don't even like sushi

When you're dead, I'm going to chop off your arms

And sew them onto me

Wooden leg, wooden leg

I've got a wooden leg, wooden leg

Wooden leg, wooden arm

I have no longer got wooden arms

Wooden leg, wooden leg

I've got a wooden leg, wooden leg

Wooden leg, wooden leg

Soon I will not have wooden legs

Now I return

To ancient Madrid

To undo the crimes that a greasy old Spaniard once did

While he's asleep, I cut off his legs

With the power of mystical voodoo-borne magic I stick them back on to me

I am now free

ヒヒヒ又はカカカよくぞ古代日本の呪いを解いてくれた

わらわは貴様が盗んだ腕に棲まう悪霊

貴様は今日からわらわの傀儡となるのじゃ

そうじゃストロングゼロを108缶買ってきたぞ

いまからこいつをぜーんぶ飲み干してやろうさて貴様はどうする乾杯

Je je je! Has desatado la antigua maldición Española!

Yo soy el espíritu vengativo que vive dentro de las piernas que me habéis hurtado!

He infectado tu cerebro y tomado control de tu cuerpo!

Ahora, vamos a comer muchos tacos y churros, y tu no puedes detenerme! Salud!

I have unleashed the mystical curse

Now my existence has gotten much worse

My arms and my legs, a will of their own

Controlling my mind from inside of my bones

My legs from Madrid are causing me fear

My Japanese arms just want to drink beer

I pray to the gods and ask them, "Oh why?"

There is no escape, I'm doomed 'til I die

Wooden leg, wooden leg

This is the curse of the wooden leg

Wooden leg, wooden arm

I wish I still had my wooden arms

Wooden leg, wooden leg

This is the curse of the wooden leg

Wooden leg, wooden leg

These legs will haunt me 'til I'm dead

I can't take it anymore

These cursed limbs are driving me insane

Alright, that does it

It's time to end this

I'm really going to do it

I'm going to chop off my own head

Wooden head, wooden head, wooden head

I've got a wooden head, wooden head

Wooden head, wooden head, wooden head

I've got a wooden head, wooden head

Wooden head, wooden head, wooden head

I've got a wooden head, wooden head

Wooden head, wooden head, wooden head

I've got a wooden head, now I'm dead

• Artist:Alestorm
• Album:Curse of the Crystal Coconut (2020)