Wise Up, Janet Weiss [Movie excerpt] lyrics

[Dr. Frank N. Furter]

I'll tell you once

I won't tell you twice

You'd better wise up, Janet Weiss

Your apple pie don't taste too nice

You'd better wise up, Janet Weiss

I've laid the seed, it should be all you need

You're as sensual as a pencil

Wound up like an 'E' or first string

When we made it, did you hear a bell ring?

You got a block, well take my advice

You'd better wise up, Janet Weiss

The Transducer will seduce ya

[Janet Weiss, speaking:]

My feet! I can't move my feet!

[Dr. Everett v. Scott, speaking:]

My wheels! My God, I can't move my wheels!

[Brad Majors, speaking:]

It's as if we're glued to the spot!

[Dr. Frank N. Furter, speaking:]

You are! So quake with fear, you tiny fools!

[Janet Weiss, speaking:]

Oh, we're trapped!

[Dr. Frank N. Furter:]

It's something you'll get used to

A mental mind-fuck can be nice

[Dr. Everett v. Scott, speaking:]

You won't find Earth people quite the easy mark you imagine

This sonic transducer - it is, I suppose, some kind of

Audio-vibratory, physiomolecular transport device

[Brad Majors:]

You mean ...

[Dr. Everett v. Scott, speaking:]

Yes, Brad

It's something we ourselves have been working on for quite some time

But it seems our friend here has found a means of perfecting it

A device which is capable of breaking down solid matter and then

Projecting it through space, and who knows, perhaps even time itself

[Janet Weiss, speaking:]

You mean, he's gonna send us to another planet?

[Dr. Frank N. Furter:]

Planet Schmanet, Janet!

You'd better wise up, Janet Weiss

You'd better wise up

Build your thighs up

You'd better wise up

[Criminologist, screaming:]

And then she cried out

[Janet Weiss, screaming:]

Stop!

[Dr. Frank N. Furter:]

Don't get hot and hluh-uh-stered!

Use a bit of mustard!

[Brad Majors:]

You're a hot dog,

But you'd better not try to hurt her,

Frank N. Furter (turned to stone)

[Dr. Everett v. Scott:]

You're a hot dog,

But you'd better not try to hurt her,

Frank N. Furter (turned to stone)

[Janet Weiss:]

You're a hot dog ...

(turned to stone)

• Artist:The Rocky Horror Picture Show