The Theory of Relativity [It's All Relative] lyrics

I'm a poor girl by Bill Gates' standards

I'm a rich bitch through a homeless person's eyes

Is it all smoke and mirrors? 

Is the truth disguised?

It's all relative

Relative

I am no one in comparison to J.Lo

I am world-renowned and famous

Standin' next to, maybe, you

But by the time your fingers snap, it could change like that

It's all relative

Relative

Your mother's famous cousin is your cousin once removed

Your father's sister's daughter's son, 

Well, he's your cousin, too

Oh, it's all relative

Ooh, relative

There are people and they might have talent

They've got relatives who can grease the gettin'-in

While the rest of us jerks have to slave and work

We need relatives

Well, Einstein had a theory

Well, I've got my theory, too

Your great Aunt Peggy died last year

And left practically nothin' to you

She left practically nothin'

Oh, it's all relative

Ooh, relative

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

It's all relative

• Artist:Deborah Holland
• Album:Bad Girl Once... (2006)