The Same Old Tale That The Crow Told Me lyrics

Well a tom cat sittin’ on a bale of hay

And a bulldog a-sittin’ on the ground

I went and fetched the bulldog’s tail

And they went around and around and around

They went around and around

It’s the same old tale that the crow told me

Way down yonder by the sycamore tree

It’s the same old tale that the crow told me

Way down yonder by the sycamore tree

Well I had an old cow and she slobbered so bad

Spent all my money that I ever had

I went and asked the doctor what to do about it

He said I’d have to teach the old cow how to spit

He said I’d have to teach the old cow how to spit

A humpback man went to a football game

The game was called off on account of rain

The humpback went to get his quarter back

The fullback kicked the hump off of the humpback’s back

He kicked the hump off the humpback’s back

Well I just found out my hams so high

Only two hind legs on a hog that’s flyin’

Cross it with an octopus and ham will come down

The hog in the middle and ham all around

Hog in the middle and ham all around

• Artist:Johnny Horton