The Getty Song lyrics

There's a new place in LA

I go there everyday

It's The Getty (It's The Getty)

Outside it's quite clean

But inside it's obscene

Is The Getty (Is The Getty)

They've got pictures fresh from France

Of girls without their pants

In The Getty (In The Getty)

The Greek boys they've got there

Aren't wearing underwear

In The Getty (In The Getty)

There's a wonderful Van Gough

Which cost a lot of dough

In The Getty

Sixty million bucks

There's things you've never seen

Outside of a wet dream

In The Getty

There's a Greek boy there whose ass

Is made of solid brass

In The Getty (In The Getty)

And the air conditioning

Has shrunk his little thing

In The Getty (In The Getty)

They've got loads of modern things

Like paintings just of strings

Of spaghetti (Of spaghetti)

But largely it's quite rude

Lots of girlies in the nude

Make me sweaty (Make me sweaty)

So just come alive

And take the 4:05

To the Getty

It's absolutely free

They've got everything

They even let me sing

In The Getty

So just come alive

And take the 4:05

To the Getty

It's absolutely free

Modern art today

Is just a load of T&A

In The Getty

• Artist:Monty Python