Suomineidot [English translation]

Hey, hey

The Finnish Maidens1 are plotting

Of course I remember

The Finnish Maidens are plotting

In Helsinki, Vantaa the girls said "No way"

When I told them where milk and bread come from

In Ulvila the girls hugged and kissed

And then they stabbed Petri ten times2

In Hyvinkää I yelled "Oh Baby!"

In Seinäjoki the chicks always like my tango

In Hanko I always got good raspberry boats3

Finnish Maidens, you don't lack attitude

I'm proud of you and always will be

All the way from the Hanko skirt hem to the arm4

Everyone's created lovely in her own way

If you've got a Finnish Maiden on top of you

You can throw the blanket in the corner

Finnish Maidens you've got attitude and character

Let's not turn down the drink, the Finnish Maidens are plotting

In a spa in Ikaalinen

In a harbour in Korka

In a Corolla in Orivesi

The Finnish Maidens are plotting

I did it in the Riihimäki Prison

In the Jyväskylä rally

In the Hakametsä ice hockey stadium

The Finnish Maidens are plotting

Yeah, in Karkkila I only saw treats5

In Iisalmi everyone's related

In Kauniainen we ate caviar on a sailboat6

In Puumala I had some older women

In Heinola Hey Beibi spanked me

I was constantly arguing with the Turku girl

In Kuopio the lass never gave straight answer 7

I got to third base in Vimpeli and Sotkamo8

Finnish Maidens, you don't lack attitude

I'm proud of you and always will be

All the way from the Hanko skirt hem to the arm4

Everyone's created lovely in her own way

If you've got a Finnish Maiden on top of you

You can throw the blanket in the corner

Finnish Maidens you've got attitude and character

Let's not turn down the drink, the Finnish Maidens are plotting

In a spa in Ikaalinen

In a harbour in Korka

In a Corolla in Orivesi

The Finnish Maidens are plotting

I did it in the Riihimäki Prison

In the Jyväskylä rally

In the Hakametsä ice hockey stadium

The Finnish Maidens are plotting

The Finnish Maidens are plotting

Yeah, how could I forge

And I'll definitely come again

The Finnish Maidens are plotting

See you around!

Hi!

The Finnish Maidens are plotting

1. The "Finnish maiden is an anthropomorhic personification of Finland".2. This is probably a reference to the Ulvila murder case.3. "Raspberry boat is a type of candy. 4. a. b. A part of Northern Finland is often referred to as the "arm of the Finnish Maiden".5. Karkkila means "Candy Town". 6. Kauniainen is the richest municipality in Finland7. "The city of Kuopio is in the region of Savo. The Savonians are notoriously bad at giving a straight answer.8. Vimpeli and Sotkamo have famous Finnish baseball teams.

• Artist:Petri Nygård