Mee vittuun Petri! [English translation]

Who the fuck is peeing in our gateway

Dick in one hand, bong in the another

(That's Petri) Wearing a beanie in hot weather

Pissing off everyone, walking on thin ice

Unprintable to magazines, too ugly to television

too lewd, too vulgar to radio

Fleas flying from his hair when he goes on the rampage

Armpits (fucking disgusting), breath is stinking

Shit flies and cockroaches are my friends

I wipe my ass with my fingers because I don't have paper

I leave the taxi without paying and spit my gum to the seat

I have fun when I tease you!

I have poodles found in the corners as my pets

I eat pea soup cold straight from the can

School bully, no matter what

I adjust my balls on public places

chorus:

Go away Petri! Yeah yeah!

Fuck you Petri! Yeah yeah!

Fuck off Petri! Yeah yeah, whatever, I will come back anyway!

Go away Petri! Yeah yeah!

Fuck you Petri! Yeah yeah!

Fuck off Petri! Yeah yeah, whatever, I will come back, even you wanted it or not!

This is my bottle police can't take it from me

I fart in small elevators full of people

I smell bad and it's not because of garlic

I poison your food so you get diarrhea

Small kids point at me when I sniff carbon monoxide

I have rash in my crotch, booger is pouring from my nose

Beer and whiskey, more (more!)

I peek in peoples' houses with binoculars

I don't know words: correct, shame and ashamed

I puke in buss just to make other sick

I give candy to little girls (C'moon, they don't get mad about playing)

Pussy magnet will never change

Irresistible hillbilly I don't keep up with fashion

Petri is spitting and others are anxious

I sink anger to you

I poke holes to condoms in the shop

chorus

chorus2:

Hey Petri, what what

Fuck off dude!

Fuck off dude!

x4

I open the soda bottles without buying them and check the prizes

I ring door bells, squawk and call prank calls

Hello, hello is this Hellä Alapää (tender bottom)?

I mislead tourists on purpose

I turn on the fire alarm

just to give guards something to do

Nag "do you think you're tough?"

I will never open doors for grandmas!

(But that's part of manners) I know that!

I order kossuvissy in restaurants and burp outloud

I never flush toilet, I never wash my hands

I read old magazines when I sleep in the trash can

I show my ass, I don't keep my promises

None sits next to me in the train

Conductor asks "Where's your ticket son?"

Nowhere, fuck you!

chorus

Go away Petri! Yeah yeah yeah.

Fuck you Petri! Yeah yeah!

Fuck off Petri! Whatever, whatever, I will come back anyway!

You can't do anything

I don't give a fuck about

what you say or do

I will come back actually I am already there!

Hey Petri, what what

Fuck off dude!

Fuck off dude!

x3

Hey Petri, what what

Fuck off dude!

• Artist:Petri Nygård
• Album:Mun levy!