Schlechter Tag [English translation]

[Part 1: Sudden]

Since Mom's money is no longer enough for the heroin

People see you half-nakedly roaming the area around the train station

But that's how to mingle with people, on the rear bench seat in the Polo 1

You get tips for swallowing, you whisper, "No homo"

And you earn so much cash because you're a cute boy

Ey, it's not as bad as all that, like Roy's tiger 2

The drugs are fresh, the johns are old and AIDS is not a problem

Just ask the Maya, buddy

This won't cause the world to end

[Part 2: Alligatoah]

Ey, ey, ey, recently, I was eating a pomegranate

While I was driving in circles in my A-class 3

But I just couldn't find a parking spot

I parked in an area that was designated for Sparkassen customers only 4

And they thought this was a punishable act - woah

What were you saying? That Gaza doesn't suit you?

Without any damage compensation, you become a soldier in combat

And you're only 8, f... yes, the daily hassles, right?

Anyway, I won't pay anything for this parking violation ticket

[Hook: Alligatoah]

The warning was too late, you went to the dogs

Everyone has a bad day once in a while

They say you have AIDS, your father infected you

Everyone's unlucky once in a while

Your village is at war now

But tomorrow you will laugh at it again, my friend

They murder whom you love

But tomorrow you will laugh at it again, so stop whining

[Part 3 - DNP]

Your father took your virginity

If that hadn't happened

You would have embarrassed yourself to death during your first time

So you better be grateful, if your father hadn't abused you

You would have ruined the sheets

Of the dude you loved then

Man, it's a matter of principle

When I meet a woman for food

And pay the whole slob

Yes, then that entitles me to sex

It's normal that he bangs you every noon

He brings home the bacon, nothing in life comes for free

[Part 4: Timi Hendrix]

Ey, your Mom was on crack during her pregnancy

Don't give me that look, I have to know, well, I'm your Dad

But I already assumed that you wouldn't believe me

But you can trust me on this because I sold it to her (*Timäääh*)

And that's why your IQ is as low as the room temperature

That's why every kid in school calls you freak

That's why you're a loser, that's why you'll never be a rap star

But if you try hard enough, one day, you might be a Tim Kretschmer 5

[Hook] (2x)

[One minute of silence]

[Alligatoah]

*We gave you one minute to let this song sink in. Now we happily present you song number 6*

1. Volkswagen car2. The tiger of Sigfried and Roy who attacked Roy3. Mercedes Benz A-class 4. Sparkasse is a German bank 5. Tim Kretschmer was a German school shooter who killed 15 people and himself

• Artist:Trailerpark
• Album:Crackstreet Boys 2