Santa Diss Track lyrics

I don't know bro! He said he won't do it!

What do you mean he wouldn't do it?

Santa said won't live the maverick merch, it's Christmas.

Bro, I've already not delivered the maverick merch this year, it's the hardest merch in the game!

I don't know, bro 'cause he's Santa!

Yeah, Santa - for sure.... I got a message from Santa, ready? Relay this.. F**k Santa!

Oh hi, Mr. Claus, it's me, Logan Paul, 22 Christmases ain't heard from you at all.

Now maybe 'cuz I'm naughty, or maybe 'cuz I'm nice, maybe 'cuz I met Mrs. Claus and hit it twice.

Sneaking down my chimney, homie that's a crime, breaking in and entering, you just crossed the line.

Got no milk and cookies here, boy you ain't ready, got a two ton sleigh, yeah we call it the yeti.

And I heard you from the North, but I'm from Ohio - facts, Christmas round the corner, get your merch, link in bio.

Logan Paul, you use your song to plug your merch? Yeah boy, I'm the maverick. Why your feelings hurt? (Aye)

Yeah I rep that merch, yeah I rep that merch, yes I do in church, yes I put in work (Aye).

Who's that Santa looking at? Take your gifts and give 'em back.

Maverick merch is where it's at, got the hoodie, got the hat.

Who's that Santa looking at? You should drink more milk nonfat.

You should get my new backpack, throw away that dirty sack.

Did you come to mingle, or did you come to jingle?

You know I got that blingle, yeah - jingle lingle dingle.

Holda, your reindeer on my roof man, you're mess up my shingles, they call me LP this my holiday single.

Did I mention I was single? I'm addictive like a pringle.

Yeah I'm extra like some sprinklers, educated and bilingual. (Aye)

Oui, je porte de merch, yeah I rep the merch, yes I do in church (Ooh), yes I put in work (Aay).

Who's that Santa looking at? Take your gifts and give 'em back.

Maverick merch is where it's at, got the hoodie, got the hat.

Who's that Santa looking at? You should drink more milk nonfat.

You should get my new backpack, throw away that dirty sack.

He sees you when you're sleeping. Why you creeping in my room? He knows when you're awake. Who invited this buffoon?

Why you shaped like a balloon, why your life be Déjà Vu?

Why your gifts be like fufu, why your E-mail still yahoo?

And your elves, too? They got the shit to do.

Let 'em live. Why you play with little kids, why you come around my crib?

Why your beard look like a squid, why only one reindeer lit? Why!?

Yeah I rep that merch, yeah I rep that merch, yes I do in church, yes I put in work (Aye).

Who's that Santa looking at? Take your gifts and give 'em back.

Maverick merch is where it's at, got the hoodie, got the hat.

Who's that Santa looking at? You should drink more milk nonfat.

You should get my new backpack, throw away that dirty sack.

Yah... I'm the new Santa Claus. In fact, I'm Daddy, call me Daddy. Daddy Paul? Ya. Merry Christmas.

• Artist:Logan Paul