Old man Jimmy lyrics

Birthday, Jimmy it’s your birthday

You’re watching the years slip away

Until the day that you pass away

Oh birthday, Jimmy it’s your birthday

Your number of retired jokes are few

We are going to dig a hole to hold you

How will you die?

Dying old man in your bed

Will the people cry to learn you’re dead?

Will your heart explode in your chest?

Will you mourn the sins left unconfessed?

Will it be a car crash twist in the metal wreck?

Will you fall down the stairs and break your neck or…?

Choke on a bone?

Drown in the mud?

Jimmy how will it end?

Old man Jimmy is soon to die? (Soon to die)

Ashes float up to the sky

Old man Jimmy is soon to die? (Soon to die)

Soon to die

Maggots coming out of your eyes

Birthday, Jimmy it’s your birthday

Grasping for all your yesterdays as they slowly waste away

How will you die?

Probably forgotten alone crying out in vain for anyone

Will you die in flames or maybe freeze?

From starvation, suicide, disease…

Will they slit your throat, shoot you dead

Will your brain corrode inside your head…

Or on a [commode]?

Will the world explode?

Jimmy where does it end?

Old man Jimmy (Old man Jimmy) is soon to die (Soon to die)

Ashes float up to the sky

Old man Jimmy (Old man Jimmy) is soon to die. (Soon to die)

Maggots coming out of your eyes

Old man Jimmy is soon to die

Time to go kiss your wife and kids goodbye

Old man Jimmy is soon to die

And then his body will be covered in flies

Die! Die! Die!

Come on

Die! Die! Die!

Old man Jimmy is going to die

Old man Jimmy is going to die

Oh Jimmy Kimmel, it’s your time to die

• Artist:The Killers