Off to India

Ladies and Germany, this is Radio India broadcasting to you

right now in international frequency

Bye-bye Mom

I'm off to India,

Don't worry I will not catch bacteria

Don't make a fuss, don’t make a mess, just relax and play your bingo

I'm off to Rishikesh just like John, Paul, George and Ringo

Eventually I'll be back I will bring you a carved elephant

I'll be carrying books on my back and return much more intelligent.

I'm going to Ladakh at the top of the Himalayas

To meditate a lot with the yogis & the babas

If I feel I need a guru I'll be looking for the Dalai Lama

If I feel I need a guru I'll be looking to Dharam Sala

Bye-bye Mom

I'm off to India

Don't worry I will not catch bacteria

I'll meet a sadhu on the road doing yoga like a Buddha

I give him some rupee, he will teach me Kama Sutra

Chai in the morning sun after Kundalini Tantra

I will reach enlightenment and be spinning all my chakra

Coconut from the trees, mango and papaya

I will be so healthy drinking smoothie with banana

The full moon will rise on beach party in Anjuna

I'll be dancing all night with the dolphin and the tuna

Bye-bye Mom,

No going Goa come to Varanasi

I give you riksha coffee & bang lassi

Ladies & Germany come look my shop.

No passing passing, Madam, please stop

only looking, no need to buy, only chai and bye bye

Bye-bye Mom

I'm off to India

Don't worry I will not catch bacteria

Come to India, Indi Indi India,

Come to India, no bacteria

Come to my brother hotel, everything working very very well

AC conditioning perfectly clean nothing to worry no rats to be seen

Breakfast on the house, but beware of the mouse...

But its only a tiny little tiny mouse

It is a very good mouse

It is my friend. I call him Ganesh.

• Artist:Assi Rose