Mes grands-parents [English translation]

Sometimes, my grandmother takes out a pot roast from her purse

She always manages to make everyone eat three times more than they're hungry

She can live six months without putting one foot in a shop

Because it ain't cheap, because a frank is a frank* even if you change the currency

I thought my grandparents were stingy but it's not truly true

It's just that they have known really shitty times, and they're afraid of lacking

By the age I tasted my first McFlurry Daim

My grandfather poached rabbits in the garden of the neighbouring noble

By the age I had my first scooter

My grandparents leaped in a cliff whenever they heard a reactor

My grandmother has the same cellphone as your dealer's

With her number taped on it even if she knows it by heart

My grandfather rolls his "r": he has the accent of his hometown

And it strangly sounds like the cliché of an african accent

My grandfather dug his cave with his hands

He already gave me huge slaps in the face saying: "Don't get smart"

He has fingers, they're cocks

Because he has put so many nails in it, fish-hooks, staples and all kind of electric cables

My grandfather has plenty of philosophic sentences that he often repeat

Like: "Nothing is illegal if no one knows it"

My grandparents often look slighty scary

It's probably because they know more people that are dead than alive

And also because they potentially killed people

In their house, there are enough rifles to feed a regiment

My grandmothers are gorgeous on the black and white pictures

Around which there are plenty of useless objects, fascinating

My grandfather thinks that basketball players are too tall

In case of a draw in soccer, they should play it at the winning conner kick

When my grandfather got his driving license the traffic lights didn't exist

And the turn signals, it was his arms

My grandparents believe in the Gospel

Their kids have decided to leave Jesus alone

My grandfather use the word pederast to say pedophile**

He falls asleep between the dishes as if he was under Lexomil***

My grandfather no longer has filters, he tells the stories about the hookers in the army

My grandmother reminds him that by the time they were already married

My grandparents have their hard drive starting to have bugs

We'll convey the stories, we won't let the memory fade away

I've followed a lot ways

I opened many paths

• Artist:Orelsan
• Album:La fête est finie - Épilogue