Le Gourmand [English translation]
Le Gourmand [English translation]
I'm a gourmand, barely twenty years old
I weigh two hundred and thirty-one pounds exactly
It's not surprising, I eat all the time
And this, as often as possible in the restaurant
I go to all-you-can-eats all the time
There it's value for money
I'm mommy's gourmand
I have a second plate when I dine at my parents'
Obviously, I'm doing well
They say of my love handles that it's charming ...
And when I see those who tell me no, smiling
I know very well that they are lying to me
Sweets, pastries, comfort me in the night
Crisps when there's a goal in hockey are my friends to celebrate
The more I expand, the more I'm weighing, the more I'm gourmand
I'm a gourmand, thirty five years old
I weigh three hundred and forty five pounds now
All oozing and sweating
In the bus I take two benches it's very embarrassing
I'm pointed at, told that I should to pay twice
It makes children laugh
I like frying I like breadcrumbs, shake n 'bake and hard boiled eggs
I'm only happy by stuffing myself, it's worth all the sunsets
The more I expand, the more I'm weighing, the more I'm gourmand
I'm a gourmand, fifty years old
I weigh eight hundred and seventy two pounds now
I can't move, laying in bed
Come see me, you can from Monday to Friday
We are open from nine to five, guided tour, except holidays
Until my death, I will still eat
I hope I have beaten the old record
To get me out of my house
Will have to demolish the living room wall
It's going to take twelve men to move me
Or a crane, that the city will have rented
I will get erected a monument, I will be cried for a very long time
Maybe a relish mustard toast
Would have left me without tomorrow
My life has been a sandwich
A little joy between two slices of daily
A dozen eggs for lunch
A large, all dressed in front of the TV
And if I do not stop binging
I'm going to end up exploding
The more I expand, the more I'm weighing, the more I'm gourmand
Gourmand gourmand gourmand gourmand etc ...
- Artist:Les Cowboys fringants
- Album:Heures Supplémentaires