La donna nuda [I Want a New Drug] [English translation]

The naked woman shaves with a Bic 1

She seduces the man from a bus

She hits him with the jack

The naked woman doesn't obey the "Stop" sign

I show her my ticket

But she says "I'm not letting you on board

'Cause you don't play with the Litfiba" 2

She gets on my nerves

I'm peeping her 'hole' 3

But if I get closer

She runs me over with the bus

With her bus (with her coach)

The naked woman is not wearing a Criss-Cross 4

I can clearly see her, her boobs are really huge

The naked woman broke my heart

I follow her with a rocket and I scream my love for her

Love rocket, take me with you

Over that planet where there is no bus

On Melon 3

(It's a new planet discovered by John Glenn, Melon 3)

On Melon 3

The naked woman, surrounded by fans

Is screaming undaunted

"I wonder if you ever think of me"

The naked woman can't be found here in the cosmos

What an unspeakable pain on Melon 3

Parked at the last stop

I can see her from up here

She's 'validating'

All passengers with the Hatù 5

And I don't love her anymore

No, I don't love her anymore, no

(My boys!

Elio e le Storie Tese!

Elio e le Storie Tese!)

1. https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/81E4Zg0CiwL._SL1500_.jpg2. an Italian rock band, popular in the '90s. Elio e le Storie Tese would often joke about their success, and even recorded a song when the band split, begging them to stay together.3. this song contains some puns in the Milanese dialect. Here, the word "nervus" (= "nerves") rhymes with "büs", which literally means "hole", here referring to the 'hole' of a woman. It is also a pun on "büs" and "bus" (which means the same thing as in English, but it is pronounced "boos" in Italian).4. a kind of bra.5. a brand of condoms. I don't know if they can also be found outside of Italy.

• Artist:Elio e le Storie Tese
• Album:Peerla