Klan Kookout lyrics

You guys seem like you're on my side, right?

Alright, let's change that...

Grab a seat

Have something to eat

Help yourself, it's all right

If you want a beer, they're over here

But we only got Coors Lite

Try a chip with my homemade dip

The stuff is outta sight

Right before bed, we'll shave your head

Good thing you're dressed in white

'Cause it's a Klan cookout

'Cause it's a Klan cookout

Here's my wife slash sister

She brightens up my day

She went away and I missed her

'Cause my mum's a lousy lay

Don't hang with foreign fellows

It'll only be your loss

Stay here and roast marshmallows

By the burning cross

At the Klan cookout

Just the black people

Klan cookout

Dan's on lookout

At the Klan cookout

And if you're black

Don't want to see your face

They're like a high school track

Just a stupid race

We got a plan

Kill all the Jews

Are you a Mexican

Because you seem confused

(Señor, KKK?)

It's a Klan cookout

It's a Klan cookout

Mein Kampf?

Check that book out

At the Klan Kookout

All men are created equal

Man, that shit gets me pissed

Here's an idea for a sequel

Someone loses Schindler's List

I cook, I clean

'Cause I'm the hooded host

And on Halloween

I dress as a... slave owner

We hate Hispanics

Hence the 20-foot walls

And all you goddamn dirty Catholics

Can Catho-lick my balls

Ethnics give off weird aromas

And I can't understand

Why we need high school diplomas

With a Bible in hand

At the Klan Cookout

I have black friends

I was just kidding. I don't have black friends

• Artist:Bo Burnham